Post by snowcone on Feb 21, 2011 13:08:59 GMT 10
I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today, I only get hunat eighty?
Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady said, "Fluc you white people too"
"GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO CENTRELINK.
'Press '1' if you speak English.'
'Press ''2'' to disconnect until you can
On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign saying 'English speaking Doctor'.
I thought; "What a good idea, why don't we have them in our country."
Just a warning on the New 3D televisions.
I bought one the other day and guess what!
These new 3D televisions are so real.
I dozed off last night watching a documentary on aborigines.
When I woke up my wallet, beer and thongs were gone.
A Polish immigrant went into Vicroads to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test
The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
'Can you read this?' the optician asked.
'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.'
'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonay.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today, I only get hunat eighty?
Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady said, "Fluc you white people too"
"GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO CENTRELINK.
'Press '1' if you speak English.'
'Press ''2'' to disconnect until you can
On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign saying 'English speaking Doctor'.
I thought; "What a good idea, why don't we have them in our country."
Just a warning on the New 3D televisions.
I bought one the other day and guess what!
These new 3D televisions are so real.
I dozed off last night watching a documentary on aborigines.
When I woke up my wallet, beer and thongs were gone.
A Polish immigrant went into Vicroads to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test
The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
'Can you read this?' the optician asked.
'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.'
'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of chardonay.
