Post by woofrider on Mar 8, 2011 19:36:10 GMT 10
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Stupidity is not a handicap, park elsewhere.
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
He who dies with the most toys... Is none the less DEAD.
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright, until you listen to them.
The shinbone is a device used to find furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong, a tax is a fine for doing well.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Stupidity is not a handicap, park elsewhere.
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
He who dies with the most toys... Is none the less DEAD.
Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright, until you listen to them.
The shinbone is a device used to find furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong, a tax is a fine for doing well.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.