alpal
True Stormer
2006
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Post by alpal on Apr 12, 2011 11:35:56 GMT 10
> > A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large > plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once > in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. > > Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there > are $20 bills falling out of your bag.' > > 'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go > back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me..' > > 'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all > that money?' 'You didn't steal it, did you?' > > 'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is > right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of > fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand > behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his > thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.' > > 'We ll, that seems only fair.' laughs the cop. OK? Good luck! > Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?' > > 'Well, you know', says the little old lady, 'not everybody pays.'
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