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Post by snowcone on May 27, 2011 15:50:31 GMT 10
A group of primary school kids accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, Randwick, to learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the restroom, it was decided that the girls would go in the womens restroom with one female teacher and the boys would go in the men's restroom while one lady teacher waited outside the mens room door. However the plan went astray when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside to help the boys and began hoisting them up one by one. As she approached the last one, she could see he was very close to being tall enough to manage on his own especially the way he was aiming upwards as he pee'd. As she started to lift him up she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed, so trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'
'No, mam', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'
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Post by pete on May 28, 2011 23:13:28 GMT 10
Dude you must do standup somewhere surely
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Post by cheekybugger on May 29, 2011 16:09:21 GMT 10
Nice one.
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Post by foley3 on Jul 20, 2011 12:16:33 GMT 10
awesome
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