Post by snowcone on May 31, 2011 9:31:38 GMT 10
I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her @rse. I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.
Wife says to husband "you only ever want sex when you're drunk" Husband says "thats not true....... sometimes I want a kebab"
A young Arab asks his father: -
What is this weird hat that we are wearing.
Why, it's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!
And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!
And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?
These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!
Tell me, papa? - Yes, my son?- Then, why are we living in Sydney ?
I bought the wife a Memory Stick, it's great!
She hasn't forgotten my beer, dinner or sex once since the first beating.
An assortment of high powered weapons and a stash of drugs including cocaine, heroin and ecstacy have been found behind the Job Centre in Liverpool .
The locals are said to be in a state of shock........;They had no idea they had a job centre!
Stephen Hawking went on his first date in 10 years, and when he got back his glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, a twisted ankle and grazed knees,
Apparently she'd stood him up
Kate Middleton asked the Queen for advice on marriage and a long relationship... she replied "wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off!"
Wife says to husband "you only ever want sex when you're drunk" Husband says "thats not true....... sometimes I want a kebab"
A young Arab asks his father: -
What is this weird hat that we are wearing.
Why, it's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!
And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!
And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?
These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!
Tell me, papa? - Yes, my son?- Then, why are we living in Sydney ?
I bought the wife a Memory Stick, it's great!
She hasn't forgotten my beer, dinner or sex once since the first beating.
An assortment of high powered weapons and a stash of drugs including cocaine, heroin and ecstacy have been found behind the Job Centre in Liverpool .
The locals are said to be in a state of shock........;They had no idea they had a job centre!
Stephen Hawking went on his first date in 10 years, and when he got back his glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, a twisted ankle and grazed knees,
Apparently she'd stood him up
Kate Middleton asked the Queen for advice on marriage and a long relationship... she replied "wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off!"