Driving antics that boil you

[Thelodger]

Posted this on another forum in a thread titled....."Driving antics that boil you" and thought I would share it with my friends on two wheels.

Pet hate.....work with me here. Commondore or Foulcan or maybe Hyundai Excel loaded to the gills with folk in Hoodies and dinner plate sized sunnies. The drivers usually have the biggest Hoodie and the darkest glasses..and if you're really lucky they will also have a baseball cap on under the hood. They will be almost horizontal in the drivers seat and will be holding themselves up with the hand that's only just reaching the steering wheel.Their field of vision is narrowed somewhat by the restrictions of the hoodie....see "tunnel vision" and also by the hight of the underside of the dashboard...see "acrophobia".
The vehicle will be decorated with the usual Unit sticker or an advertisement for their favourite brand of liquid poison such as Jim beam or Bundaberg rum or the like.
Most will have The Bogan stamp on the rear screen....the Southern Cross and a "F off were full" sticker to help prove they are tolerant towards others not as privileged as themselves. They are happy to share their window shattering nuclear driven boom box brain numbing jungle chants with all who drive next too or behind them....wonder how they hear the Ambulance or the Police car? They tend to take off like a shower of s**t from the lights and corner as though the car is run on a cable...see Roller Coaster. You will find them hurtling toward any Maccas and diving across as many lanes as they have too to reach the drive thru (with the afore mentioned Jungle Chants still on eleven) to order more nutrition for the days cruising at their local Westfields. Thus allowing the above mentioned "Units" to wreak havoc in an already hazardous environment.....see "Shopping Centre car park".
Usually seen parked as close to the JB Hi FI store as possible.....see "loading zone or Disabled spot" and releasing the passengers and co pilot into the general public.Followed by an ear shattering squeal of of over sized tyres....or perhaps just one. This will help them navigate their way back at a later stage to recoup the wandering Units for the trip to the footy club or RSL or drive thru bottle shop for more driving fluid and perhaps a few packs of PJs or Horizonbloodyhugeboxes to keep the air in the car clean and breathable for the 12 year old with the V can and the crystal meth habit. ..........nuff said.....for the moment anyway.

[foxy]

+1 lodger

Also, muppets that drive along and suddenly start slowing down for no apparent reason, then, at the last possible moment put the indicator on and turn or don't indicate at all. This really gets on my T*TS

[madadz]

Im with you lodger
Plus;
The fu%kheads that want to hit max boost in all gears in a 50 zone, while people are trying to get out there driveway and kids are out and about!
Sitting all over your arse/overtaking you while you are trying to turn into a street or a driveway!
On the phone while changing there music, trying to look cool and still doing max speed!
Doing burnouts (well trying to) in there sh#tbox front wheel drive cars on every corner available!
And that is only on my street

P platers in general

[Mattjin]

Spot on Lodger.

You know the vehicles I see every day Adam. Typically they are in a white Pulsar SSS with the loudest possible fart sounding exhaust. Usually because they didnt have enough dole money to afford a beat up R33 Skyline. If not it is the faded maroon coloured VN Commodore V6 Executice (cheapest possible version) with a dark blue boot or bonnet (because they couldnt find the matching maroon one at the Pick and Payless) with at least one guard in primer or still with the bog unsanded, with stolen 20" rims but one wheel is the spare because they guttered the stolen car, hence damaging one of them. And yeah the southern cross stickers because they identify so well with a constellation visible anwhere in this half of the globe.

.....just like foxy's....... the pr1cks who stop in the right lane at the traffic lights, then put on their right indicator just as the light turns green so you are stuck behind them until the light goes red. Guaranteed I see this 4 out of 5 days on the way to work!

.... or this afternoon's typical d1ck. Does 65 in the 80 zone, then speeds up to 80 in the 60 zone!

I could go on.

[rocket60]

Any one who doesn't know the number 1 road rule.Rocket owns any road that he is travelling on and every one else stay out of the way.

[stormalong]

Cause they'll get a Rocket up em...

[Von Nudenut]

Jul 31, 2011 22:58:30 GMT 10 rocket60 said:

Any one who doesn't know the number 1 road rule.Rocket owns any road that he is travelling on and every one else stay out of the way.

Rod it's a good thing we live in seperate states.
I'll concede Victoria to you as long as you realise NSW is MINE

[timbo]

my personal favourite is the tin top drivers that will sit below the speed limit, until the moment you want to pass them, then they feel a sudden need to drive just quick enough to block you; oh, and all the Hyundai excel drivers that dont have the physical ability to turn their head before changing lanes. If you're in the way, too bad...

end of rant

[justasparkie]

I'm with you on the excel drivers. It was one of these with a P plate that decided it was time to gun it at a round about at the same time as i happenned to be in front of her car on the bike. lets just say i came of all right but the bike was a beez dick off a write off. #angry#

[erno]

What friends Andy

[pete]

This is why beer was invented to soothe us of these fools

[Thelodger]

Aug 1, 2011 18:48:40 GMT 10 erno said:

What friends Andy

True only acquaintances

[chicko]

I try to avoid boiling the blood with the many unique driving styles out there ;D
Because the minute you snap the rozers seem to be there and your just another dick head on a bike

[Mattjin]

Do you know what sh1ts me! People who move left before turning right, like they are driving a primer mover or something! Grrrrrrr!!!!