meander
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Post by meander on Aug 12, 2011 15:44:22 GMT 10
The recession has hit everybody really hard . . .. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands, because they can't afford batteries. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrens names. My cousin had an exorcism, but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally . . . I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call-center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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