Post by RedMosquito on May 24, 2012 21:27:27 GMT 10
I was walking to work one Monday with the worlds worst hangover. All I could remember from the party the night before was a big blue door with a lions head gold door knocker, heavy red velvet curtains and a gold toilet.
As I kept walking with my head throbbing in time with my feet I saw a house. It had a big blue door, on which was a lions head knocker.
I had no idea where i had been or what I had done last night, but I decided to see on the off chance if this was the place I was at.
I knocked on the lions head. After about 2 minutes the door opened a crack and a woman who looked like death warmed up stared at me. "Excuse me, I don't mean to pry, but did you have a party here last night?" I asked.
"Yeah", the woman croaked.
"You might think I'm crazy, but do you have heavy red velvet curtains?" I asked.
"Yeah in the lounge"she replied.
"Now this may sound stupid", I said, "but you don't happen to have a golden toilet do you?"
Her eyes widened and she yelled over her shoulder "Barry, I've found the bloke that crapped in your tuba!"
As I kept walking with my head throbbing in time with my feet I saw a house. It had a big blue door, on which was a lions head knocker.
I had no idea where i had been or what I had done last night, but I decided to see on the off chance if this was the place I was at.
I knocked on the lions head. After about 2 minutes the door opened a crack and a woman who looked like death warmed up stared at me. "Excuse me, I don't mean to pry, but did you have a party here last night?" I asked.
"Yeah", the woman croaked.
"You might think I'm crazy, but do you have heavy red velvet curtains?" I asked.
"Yeah in the lounge"she replied.
"Now this may sound stupid", I said, "but you don't happen to have a golden toilet do you?"
Her eyes widened and she yelled over her shoulder "Barry, I've found the bloke that crapped in your tuba!"
