Council job

[griffo]

A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him "Have you been in the armed services?"
"Yes" he says "I was in Vietnam for three years."
The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy "OK. I can hire you right now.
The hours are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM
You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00AM."
The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00PM then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? "
"This is a council job" the interviewer replies. "For the first two hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in for that."

[Saz]

*Sigh* Yeah righto.

Regards,

The Council employee that spent her Saturday off at work 'cause job cuts mean we didn't have enough staff to operate otherwise.

p.s I'm posting 'cause I'm 1/2 drunk, tired and pissed off at the fu**er that texted me last night at 8pm 'cause they were "Sick". Outlet found!

Nuthin personal Grif

On side note, why will people stand in line at the bank for 20-30 minutes but if they have to wait 2 minutes at a Council office you get a farkin earful???
I've asked, and apparently I can't tell them to go f**k themselves in the ear with a carrot.

I feel better now...

[pete]

You think you got it bad I work for the railway...mention that at a BBQ and see how much grief you get

[griffo]

Sept 8, 2012 23:04:30 GMT 10 pete said:

You think you got it bad I work for the railway...mention that at a BBQ and see how much grief you get

I work for Australia Post , mention that and hold on , especially if its to people waiting for their overseas bling for the bike

[pete]

good point Griffo

[Saz]

Feelin much better now I've had a nap. Welcome to the modern workforce hey people.


p.s I'm not going to work today