1wd
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Post by 1wd on Jan 20, 2013 6:27:17 GMT 10
A look back on 2012 To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton, Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs.
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7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche... ---------------------
A reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in last year's riots.... Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty runs out soon.
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"ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" and with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel!!!
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2 Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. They're both in hospital... one's in a korma… the other's got a dodgy tikka!
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The 100m final at the 2012 Olympics was just like any other Friday night in Brixton. You heard a gunshot followed by 8 black guys legging it!
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In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took gold, silver, bronze, copper, lead and anything else they could get their bloody hands on.
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Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth.
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gomesyj
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Post by gomesyj on Jun 19, 2013 14:32:50 GMT 10
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