1wd
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Jun 22, 2013 20:08:19 GMT 10
Post by 1wd on Jun 22, 2013 20:08:19 GMT 10
The human body has 7 trillion nerves.......my wife manages to get on every f@#king one of them.
My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my c0ck.
I went to the doctor?s office the other day and found out that my new doctor is young female and drop dead gorgeous. I was embarrassed, but she said, ?Don't worry, I am a professional ? I've seen it all before. Just tell me what?s wrong and I'll check it out. I said, ?My wife thinks that my d!ck tastes like asparagus?
A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV when he suddenly yells, ?Don't enter that church, you damn fool !!!? His wife asks him, ?What are you watching?? Husband replies, Our bl00dy wedding video!
I said to the wife, Get me a newspaper. Don't be silly, she said. You can borrow my I Pad. That spider never knew what f@#king hit it.
I bought a new perfume for my wife called Chloroform but she says she doesn't like it. She says that she tends to get sleepy and it makes her a$$ sore.
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