1wd
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Post by 1wd on Jun 22, 2013 20:12:34 GMT 10
Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by. The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that s**t?"
A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum. The doc takes one look and he says, "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man comes up and exposes himself to them. Two of them have a stroke. But the third one couldn't reach
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