Post by cjay67vtr on Sept 28, 2013 22:20:27 GMT 10
Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been
able to walk on water on their 18th birthday.
On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.
So when Paddy's 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Mick took a boat
out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat .............
and nearly drowned!
Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his grandmother .
"Grandma," he asked...............
"Tis me 18th birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like me
father, his father and his father before him?"
Granny looked deeply into Paddy's, troubled eyes.....................
"Because ye father, ye grandfather & great-grandfather were all born in December
when the lake is frozen, and you were born in August, ya idiot!"