Post by Thelodger on Dec 1, 2004 12:15:27 GMT 10
A young gun slinger goes into the "Gun Slinger" saloon looking for some tips. He meets an old gun slinger and asks for a few tips, "Sure" the old timer says.
"First off, your wear'n your gun too high, lower your holster down a bit and you won't have so far to reach on the draw" say's the old timer. So the kid lowers his holster and the old gun slinger says "giver a try". The kid draws and fires off a shot faster than he's ever done, shooting the bow tie right off the guy playing the piano, who gives the kid a very nasty stare.
"That was a great tip" say the kid, "got another one"?
"Sure" says the old gun slinger. " Put a couple of notches on the hammer of your gun, this will give you some friction in case you need to get off a couple of quick shots in a row" The kid try's it, he gets two quick shots in a row off, shooting the cuff links off the guy playing piano who again glares over at the kid.
"Those are the best tips I ever got, thanks" says the young gun slinger.
"I've got one more for ya", say's the old timer. "Go over to that barrel over there and grab a handful of grease from it and smother it all over your gun"
"Are ya sure, I mean, that'll make my gun very slippery, do you think it will help?" says the kid.
"Yes, in fact, it's probability the best tip I've given you all day" says the old gunslinger, "because when Wyatt Earp finishes play'n that piano, he's gon'a come over here and shove that gun right up your arse" !!
;D ;D
"First off, your wear'n your gun too high, lower your holster down a bit and you won't have so far to reach on the draw" say's the old timer. So the kid lowers his holster and the old gun slinger says "giver a try". The kid draws and fires off a shot faster than he's ever done, shooting the bow tie right off the guy playing the piano, who gives the kid a very nasty stare.
"That was a great tip" say the kid, "got another one"?
"Sure" says the old gun slinger. " Put a couple of notches on the hammer of your gun, this will give you some friction in case you need to get off a couple of quick shots in a row" The kid try's it, he gets two quick shots in a row off, shooting the cuff links off the guy playing piano who again glares over at the kid.
"Those are the best tips I ever got, thanks" says the young gun slinger.
"I've got one more for ya", say's the old timer. "Go over to that barrel over there and grab a handful of grease from it and smother it all over your gun"
"Are ya sure, I mean, that'll make my gun very slippery, do you think it will help?" says the kid.
"Yes, in fact, it's probability the best tip I've given you all day" says the old gunslinger, "because when Wyatt Earp finishes play'n that piano, he's gon'a come over here and shove that gun right up your arse" !!
;D ;D