nitros
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Post by nitros on May 2, 2011 23:06:38 GMT 10
They're already started.
Here's a couple I've received.
Elton John has been asked to play at Osama Bin Laden's funeral.
He's going to play Sandals in the bin.
Osama Bin Laden World Hide and Seek Champion 2001-2011
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adza
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Build in progress...
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Post by adza on May 3, 2011 13:25:36 GMT 10
Apparently Chuck Norris returned to the US from Pakistan today...
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Post by fireystorm on May 3, 2011 13:40:10 GMT 10
Ok, I cheated and got them off the internet.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: (Self explanatory).
Q: What did Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
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Post by charlymammoth on May 3, 2011 19:39:47 GMT 10
In the wake of bin laden's death Muslums have gone on a rampage in Bankstown and Lakemba killing anyone who's Australian. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 2
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madadz
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Post by madadz on May 3, 2011 19:44:31 GMT 10
Who said black bartards were lazzy? Barac Obama, the first black president in the US to take the bin out in ten years R.I.P Osama Binladen. The hide and seek world champion, from 2001 to 2011.  Glad he's dead ;D |
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gomesyj
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Post by gomesyj on May 5, 2011 10:15:34 GMT 10
It's amazing what the Americans can do when the PS3 network goes down |
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spitfire
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Post by spitfire on May 5, 2011 19:03:38 GMT 10
Since Killing bin laden,
The Terror taskforce here in AUS in the NT town of Alice springs have arrested 4 aboriginal terrorist suspects
Bin Bludgen, Bin Thievin, Bin Boozin & Bin Dealin,
There appears to be no sign of Bin Workin
These leads were aided by cousin Bin Laggin
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spitfire
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Post by spitfire on May 5, 2011 19:06:29 GMT 10
There once was old man called Osama
Who caused the Yanks some drama
They spotted his head & shot him down dead
Thats what they call bloody Karma
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Post by Von Nudenut on May 5, 2011 19:42:13 GMT 10
Anyone tried the new coffee, Osama Bin Latte?
It has a fluffy white head with two shots in it.
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Post by snowcone on May 6, 2011 10:05:44 GMT 10
The Rednecks are nearly as bad as the towelheads
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